Friends vs Homies

From Urban Dictionary

Friends: Never asks for anything to eat or drink Homies: Help themselves and are the reason why I have no food Friends: Would bail you out of jail Homies: would be sitting next to you sayin' "THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!! Lets do it again!" Friends: Won't laugh at you. Homies: Will embarrass your Ass when everyone is around! Friends: Has never seen you cry Homies: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in privately when your not still down. Friends: Asks you to write down your number. Homies: Have you on speed dial Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. Homies: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." Friends: Only knows a few things about you Homies: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing Homies: Will kick the ASS of the enitre crowd that left you. Friends: Would knock on your front door Homies: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME" Friends: Know some of your embarrassing moments... Homies: Are next to you making them! Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone Homies: They already know not to tell... Friends: Are only through highschool Homies: They are for life Friends: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough Homies: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste good shit!" Friends: Will leave you in a ditch Homies: Will drag you out of the ditch and laugh at your ASS later!